I find these days, when I can be bothered to leave my house, I spend the majority of my time disparaging others. I am seeking a fellow misanthrope. Someone who dislikes everyone, someone who casts the first stone with no thought to their own imperfections. I am looking for what is colloquially known as a “Hater”.

If you find yourself mentally bitch-slapping even your supposed friends, wishing that they would stop sampling the “fuck up stew”, or praying that the idiot in your PHI101 class would see a speech pathologist: you’re the girl of my dreams.

I’m good looking, I’m successful, I’m hipstery, and I’m downright mean spirited sometimes. email me.